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How to lose military business

Easy: don’t list APO/FPO states on an address form.

If there’s anything to be said about usability, I shouldn’t have to email you about how to enter my address merely because I’m at an FPO.  Zander Insurance wouldn’t let me enter “AP” as a state, so they lost my business.

LifeLock ended up looking too creepy for me, so the safe bet was TrustedID, which listed “AP” as one of the available states.  Good on them; they understand.

Unfortunately, Zander isn’t alone.  For as long as forms have simply listed 50 states, military members — and often residents of U.S. territories — have been left out.  Or rather, companies have unnecessarily limited their customer base by doing this.

I encountered a related problem a couple of months ago when ordering from Kashi.  I emailed them to ask about entering an FPO address, and they replied that because UPS is their exclusive shipper, they can’t send products to FPOs.

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Identity theft protection underway

A senior officer back when I was in college told us mids once about how he had his identity stolen.  His SSN had been taken off a check back in the day when military exchanges and commissaries required patrons to write their social security numbers on checks.  Very fortunately in Navy terms, he was at a shore command, meaning that he had normal access to a telephone and whatever resources necessary to clear his name, though it was still an absolute pain and could have been much worse than it was.

Not so if you’re talking about a single Sailor underway.  No spouse at home to try to take care of it, and no Fleet and Family Support Center.  Perhaps there might be plenty of phone calls to the NLSO, but I can’t imagine such a nightmare.  The cost of being on the satellite phone so much is scary enough.

Making matters worse, SSNs are what make Navy administration run, period.  Recent GMT efforts have surrounded the securing of “PII” (personally identifiable information), but that doesn’t equal immunity by any standard.  Making matters worse, everybody knows your FPO address.  That alone should be harrowing for anyone on anything equal to or larger than a smallbuoy, let alone a big deck.

Google searching for “identity theft insurance” comes up with doubts over its worthiness.  Ultimately, some say, “insurance” is reactive rather than proactive.  Preventing having to react is the whole point for somebody underway and unable to wage combat over financial institutions and credit reports.

I looked at two specific services today with interest: LifeLock and TrustedID.  LifeLock was the first I’ve heard about, having seen many of their advertisements in airline magazines during some recent overseas flying, and their advertising is especially attention-getting, with their CEO going so far as to advertise his actual social security number to demonstrate his confidence in his company’s product.  Despite some apparent hiccups with one of their founders having been involved in credit fraud (irony?), the sleaze looks to be out of the company.  I admit that I haven’t seen any advertising for TrustedID, and that LifeLock looks better as a result.

The oddity of it all in this context comes in that whenever an attempt is made to open an account in a customer’s name, they will call you.  Oh wait, they can’t when I’m at sea.

Accordingly, I emailed LifeLock today (before finding out about TrustedID) and asked if I could give them my parents’ phone number or have them email me instead of calling me.  If I ever need to open an account, I can give my parents advance notice to say yes.

It’s nice to have such good support from back home.  Many sailors aren’t so lucky.

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Crap list #1: iBank

I bought iBank 2 at the exchange just a few hours ago. In short: it stinks, and this is coming from a computer and financial nerd. I’ll keep using Yodlee, which continues to improve as time goes on.

What needs to come next for us sailors, however, is non-web based software that will update with an internet connection and allow for viewing offline. Being able to view and predict finances without using the slow Internet on the ship was the point of buying the software, but I can’t even use it regardless.

“Crap” being used in reference to bad purchasing decisions is a hat tip to Stop Buying Crap.

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